The Best Damn Fairmont blurb doesn’t technically apply. Muls had one (green with a tan interior covered entirely by one sheet of shitty cheap plastic – even the seats). Hummelberg had a newer black one with a T-roof (which acted like a torsion bar, the car was so flexy without its roof on). Both were shitboxes compared to mine, but compared to IIs, and dorky Fairmonts, they were friggin awesome. God, were we stupid.
February 8th, 2010 - 2:08 pm § in Car and Driver
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Best Damn Fairmont Ever edition
February 8th, 2010 - 12:57 pm § in Car and Driver
From a distance
it looks like a cross from some cult megachurch like Cornerstone or CCV. Up close, not so much. [...]
February 8th, 2010 - 12:56 pm § in Car and Driver, In Local News...
Cop or not
Day after Super Bowl, Don’t Make Me Think Too Hard edition What about this one? [...]
February 7th, 2010 - 8:14 am § in Football Is God
Colts suck
Geaux Saints. Warner – beatdown, loss and retirement Favre – beatdown, loss and retirement/unretirement/reretirement/more Sears ads Manning? 1,2 and the Warner version of 3 please. [...]
February 7th, 2010 - 8:05 am § in Kill Your Television
Casey Kasem: This next song is like “Sex Panther” but with 100% more worseness
What if Mutant Dog Fuckers had a tribute band? It would be Steel Panther, singing why is my penis literally on fire Community Property I would give you the stars in the sky But they’re too far away If you were a hooker, you’d know I’d be happy to pay If suddenly you were a guy I[...]
February 6th, 2010 - 9:34 am § in Car and Driver
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Cop or Not
Whitewalls and wheel covers say “no, more like city engineer. From 1988.” While this is the best Aspen (nee Valiant) ever, that is like saying a Monarch is the best Ford Falcon, or Olympia beer is the best pre-urine ever. [...]
February 5th, 2010 - 7:50 am § in Car and Driver
Why yes they’re real
What I almost caught in Vegas, all up c lose and personal at Barrett Jackson 2010 [...]
